ANDY MURRAY FINALLY SMILES

THIS is the victorious moment when tennis champ Andy Murray is made to laugh by Little Ant and Dec.
The cute pair try to cheer up the sporting Scot on the Saturday Night Takeaway finale and they manage to get him smiling in their own inimitable way.
Mini Dec says: "My dad says you are sad all the time and you need to cheer up a bit."
A down in the mouth Andy responds: "I'm not grumpy all the time."


Mini Ant then suggests: "I know what will make you happy. Playing football with your mates."
And Mini Dec chirps: "Why don't we tell you a joke?"
Ice cream is also proferred but it's only when the lads tell a rude joke about a bottom that Andy cracks a smile.
Beaming, he concedes: "Never heard that one before."


It's on tonight on STV/ITV at 7pm

- From Scotland with love from theshowbizlion.com

KATIE PRICE VAMPS IT UP AND SELLS BOOBS

KATIE Price put her breast implants up for sale for £1 million last night before watching The Vamps in concert.
Katie aka Jordan - put her assets up for sale on Twitter, asking for "serious bids only".
As she got ready with her kids to go see The Vamps perform before their trip to Scotland next week she tweeted: "My Breast implants 4 sale £1,000,000.00 email kpimplants@hotmail.com 2 buy collect , make an offer or for more info!
She also offered a meet and greet into the bargain and said: "Serious bids only everything else will not be read and deleted. "


And after returning from the gig, where her wee ones posed with the band she insisted it was no April Fool joke, adding: "It's gone midnight and not a April fools joke selling my implants so if your interested make a decent offer email kpimplants@hotmail.com"
Katie has had seven breast ops increasing her breast size from a 32B to a 32FF. The last procedure saw her reducing her boobs substantially back to her natural size.
A few years ago she talked of raising money for beast cancer charities by putting her implants up for sale but this time round no mention of that powers to have been made.
One fan suggested: "Have you thought of donating them to a pet shop? They'd make ideal trampolines for some playful hamsters."
Another added: "Do they come from a smoke free home?"

- From Scotland with love from theshowbizlion.com